You won’t have heard of me. (Hi, I’m [YOUR_NAME]!).
I got your details from [REVEAL_SOURCE] gasp. But hey, that means you’re [WITTY_COMPLIMENT_ABOUT_HOW_IT'S_GOOD_THAT_YOU_FOUND_THEM]; that’s gotta be something, right? 😉
OK, let’s get down to brass tacks. I’m writing to you from the office of [YOUR_BUSINESS], a [WHAT_YOU_DO] I run with my [COMPLIMENT_AND_HUMOR_RELATED_TO_YOUR_TEAM]
For over X years, we’ve run our amazing [COMPANY]– and we absolutely love it. It’s a wonderful feeling to know we’re not ripping clients off and producing the best work of our lives.
We’re looking to win new clients over to our side and away from those evil (ok, maybe not evil… but not as good) other [COMPANIES].
“If you let me have a chat with you about your digital marketing or advertising, spectacular content creation, or bedroom tidying needs – I will buy you lunch/coffee/tequila shots and promise to be somewhat entertaining. If you’re lucky, I may even wear a top hat. First off, I’d love to provide you with some ideas you are free to steal.
I have included a sticker containing a [FUNNY_IMAGE_OR_GIF]. According to the internet, his name is Colin. I trust this will charm you into submission.
I’ll be in touch on email when you least expect it… Dun Dunn Dunnn!
I await your profanity-filled response.
Have a splendid day,