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Decades before the world learned of live dinosaurs via Hollywood blockbuster movies, a group of nincompoops working in a research lab outside of Chicago somehow cracked the prehistoric DNA codes. I say ‘somehow’ because we all make misteaks. Since that day we’ve been running from… that is, researching... live, carnivorous dinosaurs.And they're ALL carnivores. Herbivores are for people with reasons to live.Our 'scientists' utilize the very latest in research and discovery in paleontology before proceeding to screw it all up. This is not just science fiction. In fact, it’s barely science at all. A 2006 critique reviewed it as: 'Jurassic Park' meets 'The Office' in a tongue-in-cheek look at what would happen if Michael Crichton's vision was successfully undertaken by morons.We haven't improved it since.COME VISIT US via the internet! You'll discover the daily routine at your everyday, run-of-the-mill, live dinosaur research institution along with several tips (like, don't ever actually visit a place housing live dinosaurs on purpose). Have a laugh or a giggle or a chortle or a snicker or a guffaw!This will take you to the Preview Page (a kind of primer):http://C4CS.tripod.comFrom there you can click to our two main sites.An actual book about this dump, uh, that is... FANTASTIC, live dinosaur research institute, is now available! AuthorHouse has both eBook and paperback (listed below) while Amazon or Barnes & Noble offer the paperback.http://bookstore.authorhouse.com (type in 'Center for Cretaceous Studies' when you get there)Adding insult to injury, the Center for Cretaceous Studies can now be found on Facebook! So LIKE us, or whatever the he_ _ everyone begs for to get attention from others. Actually, we couldn't care less.See Ya At The Front Gate Soon!btw: in case you haven't figured this out yet, the Center for Cretaceous Studies -- including CEO and founder Dr. S Beckmann -- is glaringly FICTIONAL. The book, however, is REAL.